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As a long time poet I've been writing both serious and endless humorous funny poems for many years now, my wife family mother in-law and the local folk here where I live are a clear and direct inspiration and influence to the humorous content

I'm a "published poet in the UK and USA" with endless various works, across many varied agencies charities and publishers globally and have been writing poetry for nearly forty years now

I also enjoy giving live stand up performances and it seems the humorous local dialect poems are ever becoming the most requested and popular at poetry readings

What ever you read on this site, is hopefully going to make you smile or laugh, or even make a loved one blush

The Insults and similar are just for pure fun although many folk send them as quite serious topics, we've added an angry break up section on this site to keep them separate from our regular family poems on our other web site

Many poems have been used in published material or journals at one time or another. Many through lectures concerning family support and various numerous, associated and related self-help forums where ever a poem has been published in a book we include the book ISBN numbers (ISBN = international standard book number)

In November 1998 as my local home web site popularity increased, I added graphics music and some nice java applets to the poems converting them into online greeting cards. But this was only via continued request and demand of online friends, who were sending the poems and verses, out to their online friends, as actual greeting cards

The poems graphical look is best viewed with Microsoft Explorer

To make all web sites web pages on any web site look much nicer in appearance, if you're using Microsoft's web browser (there is a similar setting in most browsers) if you go to Tools Internet Options Advanced look for a box saying underline links. If you check this to hover all the underlines on the actual links disappear, and only show as you move your mouse across them. Makes the Internet look a nicer place overall

History

This is "NOT" a business nor a moneymaking organisation although as a poet I am self employed and make my living from my web sites and poetry. I don't force you to suffer countless pop ups across the site, 2007 I changed and added advertising to help greatly with running costs

The sole revenue earned is from the Affiliates programmes that allow you to send a page/poem/ecard freely, and generate revenue from your website. Google AdSense..

There are NO forced pop-ups jumping out at you, anywhere on this web site, and most certainly, "none" that will open new browser windows "without" your own given consent, and advertising as mentioned, is blended nicely across the sites so as not to be obtrusive to visitors

As no one forced you to visit this web site and considering that this is a "totally FREE to use SITE", please remember this, before making complaint. Using the Internet does not give any visitor the given right to be demanding or critical to any web master or web site. Many webmasters today truly appreciate visitor etiquette, via email

I'm always seeking any new publishers too, not those who want me to pay them, we poets are well educated in publishing issues thank you. I can supply sound backing as to the potential global public demand for my poems evident from endless visitor requests and comments across our three sites

Any publisher asking a poet to up front and part with their cash is not interested in them or their work, just their money. As with poetry competitions, asking you pay for entry most are a scam. You yourself could organise and run these honestly and make profit. Beware as many free competitions will also abuse your talents and work then try and sell you books and prizes simply not worth having

A costly legal license is required for any form of display other than my own web sites right here, the poems are not for copy or reuse by any newspaper memorial individual, business, financial gain, by any global bogus fraud poets in poetry forums or memorial web sites, or on any other ecard or craft maker site, any where online globally or I will personally ensure the penalty of law is met in full Copyright Notice

You should realise and understand all poems are legally fully registered United Nations USA UK and Europe Copyright Office Registration Numbers: TXu 1-598-108 TXu 1-598-102 and 295451

Poems Poetry protected by Plagiarism Detector

I am amid seeking legal lawful removal of any web server site blog memorial newspaper or forum found showing one of my original poems and prosecution of all offenders globally with added charges of stealing my living Notice of Copyright*

All greeting cards ecards poems are "free to send" from and using our own URL's only at our web site right here. Linking to web pages is fine and welcomed but direct linking to all content from other web sites is disabled