Geordie Land



Newcastle upon Tyne (aka Geordie land) Poetry from occupational Geordie Poet Christopher Robin resident of Newcastle since 1956. The poems contain extremely funny thought clearly reflecting an insight into the very hearts of the incredibly friendly people living here.

Categories covered are also humorous highly entertaining thoughts reflecting the Geordie life family parents mother father people kids and the highly entertaining Geordie marriage (man and wife), football poems love and romance poems. The endless naughty (yet extremely good looking) Geordie lasses with their famed reputations and very short micro mini skirts along with several corny Geordie chat up lines.

Please note these are all individually registered copyright and not for use on other web sites. Drop us a line, please let us know what you think. The Poet warmly accepts and welcomes invites to local live performance Poetry recitals. Send these using our links to your friends or family freely as Geordie Greeting Cards or Ecards

  • Kids today Poems


  • Bairns are extortion Funny
  • The bairns having a bairn Funny
  • Dope Serious
  • Billy Funny
  • My Mother caught me at it Funny
  • Loaning from Mother Funny
  • Geordies ups and downs Funny


  • Family Poems


  • Geordie Folk Funny
  • Geordie Queen Funny
  • Eviction Serious
  • Geordie Doreen Serious
  • Avoiding the Geordie debt collector Funny and Serious
  • Geordie Lilly Funny
  • Geordie Pets Funny
  • Granny under arrest Funny


  • Parents Grandparents Poems


  • Home alone Geordie Funny
  • Nan's Digital Box Funny
  • Granddad's false teeth Funny
  • Geordie Nan's false leg? Funny
  • Nagging Mother Funny
  • Geordie parents Funny


  • Love and Marriage Wife Husband Poems


  • Holding a Geordie Wife's Hand? Funny
  • Geordie Marriage Advice Father to Son Funny
  • Geordie Marriage Advice Father to Son Funny
  • Geordie Mans view on Marriage Funny
  • Geordie Man in Hell Funny
  • Geordie Wife Funny
  • Geordie Wife Alien Abduction Funny
  • Geordie Wife needing the Loo Funny
  • Geordie Camel Funny
  • Geordie Man Down Funny
  • Dig me Geordie Wife Funny
  • Murdering Geordie Wife Funny
  • Geordie Droopers Brew Funny
  • Geordie pay packet Funny
  • Geordie bag Funny
  • Geordie wife's ways Funny
  • Geordie Wife spending Funny
  • Geordie friends and neighbours Funny
  • The grass is greener on the other side Funny
  • Loaning from a Geordie Wife Funny
  • Love is blind Funny
  • Peace and quiet Funny
  • Geordie Crooner Funny
  • Roses for Noses Funny
  • Geordie Call Girl Funny
  • The food of love Funny
  • Crafty Geordie devil Funny
  • Geordie Marriage Guidance Funny
  • Working for the Bookies Funny
  • Abusive Geordie Wife Funny
  • Missing a Geordie Wife Funny
  • Geordie Women are deadly Funny


  • Life and Death Poems

  • Go to Hell Geordie Funny
  • Waster Serious


  • Love Lasses Mini Skirt Poems


  • Gasses Lasses Funny
  • Mini Skirts and Colds Funny
  • Geordie Inspiration Funny
  • Geordie Casanova Serious
  • Geordie Love Funny
  • Geordie Tongue Funny
  • Geordie hooker Funny
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  • Geordie Chat up lines Funny
  • Just because Sweet
  • Goerdie Hinny Funny
  • Geordie Smooth Talk Funny
  • Geordie mits Funny
  • Geordie mini skirts Funny
  • Having a Geordie bairn Funny
  • Geordie prick Funny
  • Knickerless Funny
  • Sexy Geordie Mugger Funny
  • Red Faced Geordie Funny
  • Geordie lasses spells Funny
  • Geordie Come On (him to her) Funny
  • Geordie lasses in Mini Skirts Funny
  • Men stare if they dare Funny
  • Ripe Tender Love Funny
  • Geordie Lass flaunting Funny
  • Angry Geordie Woman Funny
  • Naughty Geordie Housewife Funny
  • Geordie Girls Funny
  • Love at the Toon Funny
  • Geordie Kisser Funny
  • Bonny Blonde Geordie Lass Funny


  • Chosen Careers Poems


  • Dole Funny
  • Working a Geordie Funny
  • Billy the Burglar Funny
  • Geordie Shoplifter Funny
  • Working Geordie Man Funny
  • Working Geordie Wife Funny
  • Geordie Modern Artist Funny
  • Geordie Artist Funny
  • Geordie Milk Man Funny
  • Geordie Sales Assistant Funny
  • Milk Man Funny
  • Postmen Funny
  • Geordie City Works Funny
  • Geordie man seeking Work Funny


  • Funny Poems


  • River Tyne Funny
  • Skirt stuck in me Drawers Funny
  • Egg on your face Funny
  • Power Cuts ahead Funny
  • Geordie Male testosterone Funny
  • Wey yah bugger Funny
  • Geordie conundrum Funny
  • Geordie Alien in Newcastle Funny
  • Irish Geordie Danny Funny
  • Geordie Christopher Robin at the Palace Funny
  • Geordie Bobby Shaftoe Funny
  • Geordie Streaker Funny
  • Newcastle Brown Ale Funny


  • Holiday Special Occasion Poems


  • Geordie Halloween Funny
  • Geordie at Halloween Funny
  • Geordie Wife's Christmas Box Funny
  • Happy Valentine from all the Geordie lasses Funny
  • Romantic Valentine Funny
  • Geordie Man and Valentine Day Funny
  • Naughty Valentine Gift Funny
  • Geordie Wife's Valentine Gift Funny
  • Geordie Lasses and valentine Funny
  • Moral thought for Mothers Day Funny
  • Moral thought for Fathers Day Funny


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