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"Your Mom says"
when you were a baby people stopping her
to look in your Pram
used to slap her face. cause you were so damn ugly?
That as a child you could never have
a cat dog nor any pet?
You also never ever got burglars at your home.
Apparently your face scared Pets to Death
And put terror into any Burglar?
And that Once the Aliens tried to Abduct You
took one look, and never
ever again came to Earth again?
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