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"What the Heck I Like you"
Your Cheeks are Like Peaches
Football Peaches?
Your Lips are like Petals
Bicycle Petals?
Your Eyes are Like Pools
Sess Pools?
You remind me of the Country
With those Cauliflower ears, and Beetroot Nose?
You′re so over weight
in a Car, bits of you stick out the doors
Look like Mud Flaps?
But what the Heck
I Like You!..
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