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Your Partners Wisdom
You pass away
On reaching the pearly gates of heaven, God gives you a warm Hello, relaying you can′t enter without bringing a cup and a saucer along with you?
You think this strange indeed, but head back over to get your cup and saucer, on route you meet your best friend also now passed away them self on route to the same pearly gate?
Explaining the predicament, the two of you now decide to head back over together and get a cup and saucer each as God apparently asks.
On route the two bump into your beloved, your partner (girlfriend boyfriend wife husband) asking what happened to them, the two of you two get chatting away and lose track of what you were aiming to do.
So your friend leaves you both chatting saying they′ll get the cups and saucers and meet you on their return trip.
However it′s literally impossible to actually pick up a cup and saucer it seems?
So your friend returns relaying this may be a prank by God who certainly must have a sense of humorous whit?
The three of you then go back to the pearly gates, on return you ask God if he was teasing having a laugh, God says not at all and he′s quite serious about this.
Quick as a flask your loved one relays hey God, I could not find a cup and saucer but brought these two instead one for me one for you?
God looks very puzzled and frowns.
Your loved one is quick to relay these two are the next best things to a cup and saucer God, "two of the biggest mugs I could find"