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Parrot Jokes!
"Parrot and Budgie Jokes"
Every trick the Ocean cruise liner Magician performs, the ships parrot ruins. It shouts out, it′s a false table It is up his sleeve, in his pocket they are marked cards.
The Magician is totally fed up he wants nothing more than to take care of that danm parrot!
One day the ship sinks. For three weeks the magician clings to a piece of drift wood. You can guess who is sittong on the other end! You got it, the Parrot. The magician curses the parrot endlessly, muttering how it ruined his tricks and wrecked his life,
For three weeks tha parrot never uttered a word back! I am dying here said the magician, so good riddance to you parrot. The parrot looks him straight in the eye before you go, I give up what the heck did you do with the ship!
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Elderly pet shop keeper says to his stunning youthful young female assistant, Have you ever had a Parrot on your right shoulder! No I have not she replies. Why! Then have you ever had one on your left shoulder, he asks again. No why, no parrots, why the questions! Put your tongue out he asks her!
She looks puzzled and sticks her tongue out. Grinning and winking he says, Bet you have had a "cockatoo" on there though!
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Old dear buys a Budgie Comes back next day, it won′t talk she says! Buy it some toys says the shop keeper. She buys the toys, but is back next day. Still won′t talk she says! Buy it a mirror the shop keeper says. This goes on two weeks or so. Next day she is back again. It′s dead she says. Well I don′t understand says the shop keeper. It did speak just before it died though she smiled. Oh and what after all that, it finally spoke replied the shop keeper. Yes it lay on it′s back ever so weak, looking at me saying food food food!
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Man buys budgie to keep his other company. Next day he gets up the old one is now dead. Lying on the floor not a feather on it. They must have been fighting he thinks. I really loved that budgie, you were supposed to keep it company not kill it. He shouts at the new budgie, I′ll show you! Back to the pet shop, a large parrot he says. He puts the parrot in the cage with the budgie. Gets up next day the Parrot is dead and not a feather on it. The budgie looks as if his feathers are ruffled though. Back to the pet shop, a Golden Eagle he says. He puts the Golden Eagle in the cage with the budgie. Next day he gets up, the Golden Eagle is dead. The Budgie has not a feather on him this time! I had to take my coat off to that one he chirps!
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