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Jokes
Adult computer Jokes According to Man
Computers give better sex than any female.
They constantly sit there waiting to be turned on!
They always go down on a man!
And unlike a Woman, never refuse a floppy!
A computer is quite happy with one Floppy at a time! (Oooh a Nasty one that)
They constantly play games with you
You get a new Desktop Wall Paper regulrarly (I think this refers to makeup)
In a Crisis, at least you get an instruction manual with a Computer
These below are according too! and submitted by a woman!
Computers are like Men and Women Apparently it′s all to do with Hardware and Software
You simply put the software into the Hardware!
There is always an updated model to be found
There are also ample backup models to be found
Push the right button and they will do as instructed
They can supply some new and novel games to play
To use them you also need to turn them on
You will constantly call it stupid and useless!
You never read the small print, yet always find you wished you had
There is No real Guarantee it will do the actual Job!
