Condom Madness!
*Do not show this to a Tax Man!*
Okay I needed 20 condoms for sex, (hmm I wish)
with 20 young partners lucky me! Woo Hoo!
5 I borrowed off you
5 off your friend
5 off your other friend
5 off your girlfriend or boyfriend or Partner
OK Good I got my 20 condoms now
It turns out only 15 prospective sleeping partners turned up
So I saved 5 condoms here
I think to save one (or maybe make some from this perhaps)!
I give you back 1 from the 5 condoms I had left leaves me 4
I give back your friend 1 from the 5 condoms I had left leaves me 3
I give back your other friend 1 from the 5 condoms I had left leaves me 2
I give back your other half or who ever 1 from the 5 condoms I am left leaves me 1
I am left now with 1 condom you agree - work this out it′s no con!
I now only owe each one of you individually 4 condoms
4 x 4 = 16 also the 4 x 1 I paid back to each of you = 20
And of course the 1 condom I have left well thats 21 condoms now in total!
Don′t try working it out!
It works in theory only NOT in Practice!
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