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The Vicars Rude note!
(You need an unused envelope to take part, or just read along and view the pics)
A Vicar called at his local Brothel.
He wanted sex, but there was no one in to entertain him.
So he searched his pockets for a pen pencil and paper.
All he had was an unused envelope,
No Pen No Pencil.
So he sealed that envelope, then ripped the top off,
{see as example at (a)}
Next he ripped just across the envelope
{as the example at (b)}
now he ripped just across the envelope again
{as the example at (c)}
finally he ripped down the front and opened it up
{between (b) and (c)}
This is what he ended up with! below
and then he pushed it into the brothel mail box.
Upon Returning home, the Madam said, Ladies, the Vicar has been around,
while we were out. He feels a little frisky, and needs sex again!
Did he leave a message, asked one of the enquiring Ladies!
Yes indeed he did, replied the Madam,
and she handed the enquiring girl the torn envelope.
But, how does this say anything, no note is on it, asked the puzzled girl!
The Madam, taking the envelope into her hands,
as below, said there, Do You See Now!
© ChrisRS 2002
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