(Alien) Death will end your filthy desires

(Alien) I Must examine your brain

(Alien) I will experiment on your organ

(Alien) You are obsessed with sex

(Alien) You filthy pervert

(Alien) You will join us or die

(Child) Blah my lips touched dog lips

(Cute Child) Ah You said a bad word

(Cute Child) Long Kiss I Love You

(Oriental gent playing pool) Beautiful pot

(Oriental gent playing pool) Now I break your balls

(Oriental gent playing pool) You don't touch my balls

(Oriental gent playing pool) You have yellow balls

(Oriental gent playing pool) You have yellow balls I have red balls

Space Alien) I'm Coming for you

(Space Alien) Ouch you really crack me up

(Space Alien) Suck it

(Space Alien) Suck My Dribble

10 blown Kisses

A chipmunk Ahchoo

Amaze Gasp

Away from the keyboard

Birthday Rap

Bugs Bunny Mhaha

Burn in eternal hell fire

Cute 3 Year old singing

Cute gerbel laugh (rolling on floor laughing)

Cyber Police under arrest

Don't call me Babe

Female Bye Bye

Female Do not worry

Female Hello there

Female Hi Sweety

Female how may I be of assistance

Female how may this most Humble servant assist you

Female If any Queries arise you can talk to my maker

Female Incoming Contact

Female It's been fun working with you

Female No Way

Female Oh Yes

Female Orbital insertion complete

Female Over and out

Female Adios

Female Tell me what you want me to do

Female Welcome

Female Yes commander

Female Yes Great One

Female You Have a chat request

Female Youre Listening to the Future

Female One little prick can ruin your whole day

Female Hello

Female Incoming

Female User is online

Female Ooh Baby

Female Ooh la la

Female Check this out

Female I Love it when you turn me on

Female I thought you loved me

Female Watch it Baby

Female Yeah Baby

Female Hmmm Yummy

Frank Carson (UK Irish Comedian) Laugh

Good Morning Vietnam

Ha Ha Ha (Long Scary with echo)

Ha Ha Ha Welcome

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty (machine Gun Laughing squirrel)

Hi Im Linda Lusardi

Hi sexy

Hoy are you looking at me

I can sense your thoughts

I feel sick (retch)

I hate this computer

I need you whisper

I said I'm looking I'm looking (singing)

I want to break free (Queen)

I'll swallow your soul

I'm embarrased I'm blushing

I'm having a bad day can any one give me a hu

Is there anybody out there

It's too late to confess now

Kiss (nice sounding long one)

Kiss My Butt Will

Let Me Out

Like a Virgin touched for the very first time (Maddonna)

Madonna I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind

Mmmmmm

Nerd alert

NoNoNoNo NoNoNo

Porky Pig Son of a Gu Son of a Gun

Prepare to meet your maker

Press Any key where us the any key

Repent Sinner

Rofl (Lady with a very addictive laugh)

Send me a sign (singing)

Sigh

Sucker

Toilet flush then scream

Trash can noise

Uh Oh

Uhhh You spilt my beer (belch)

Wheeee

Wibble

Yep Ha Ha Ha

You are addicted

You wait right there (slurp) I gotta take a leak

You won 8 hours chained to this computer

Your My best friend

You're gonna get nutted (head bang) ooh

You are beginning to anger me

I'm really getting Angry

Your Party is not answering

Getting Angry with Computer

Female Are you still up

Baby Laughing (Cute)